Anonymous asked:

So, Ward might be gay. Can you explain what you saw that makes you think that? I really want to know.

Turtleneck guy… lemme go find his name…

GARRETT!

Ward was on the phone with Skye and he says that now his identity ‘doesn’t exist’ he’d love to be star footballer Tom Brady and when he hangs up, Garrett LITERALLY says “haha y’know that straight version of you is somethin’ else.” by which he most likely meant ‘the undercover non-Hydra version of you whilst living this lie of a life on the Bus’ but fic says no.

nerdwegian

winterfuckingsoldier:

imaginebucky:

imagine bucky and natasha whispering behind steve’s back in russian, just little harmless things like “he’s cute when he’s angry” and “if you tell him he’s got a nice ass he’ll turn the color of your hair” so steve decides he’s gonna learn some russian so he can understand what they’re saying about him, but it has an unintended side effect. bucky mumbles in his sleep when he’s restless, sometimes english or spanish or japanese, but most often in russian. usually it’s a litany of “don’t make me don’t make me please stop don’t make me i don’t want to” but every now and then it’ll be something along the lines of “begging for your life won’t make a fucking difference to me” and steve can’t decide which is worse

 (via sebuttchinstan)

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Things we need to talk about: AoS edition

  • Phil Coulson was recruited into SHIELD by Fury ‘straight out of high school’
  • Phil Coulson seems to believe in Fury like he’s jesus but like, he kind of is, so.
  • Ward is hella fuckin gay maybe????????????????? I mean I know he’s not but let me HAVE THIS U DUMB SHOW I WANT WARD REPRESSED UNDERCOVER GAYNESS ANGST 
  • PHIL COULSON’S TEAM WERE HANDPICKED CAUSE THEY’RE SAD BABIES WHO NEED FIXING AND PHIL LIKES A PROJECT
  • How much I wanna do Agent Triplett 
  • How much I want Triplett and Simmons to bone dorky English girl self insert what are u talking about how dare u
  • Phil in his cute lil hat
  • Phil’s monologue about whatever he was talking about honestly I wasn’t paying attention I was just swooning
  • The underground Lost-style secret bunker <3 I love it
  • the fact that this show is exciting again??? Way out of left field
  • Patton Oswalt always and forever YES PLEASZ <3 <3 <3
  • Fitz being weirdly jealous but I think in a brotherly way probably <3 
  • ngl I’m finally turned on by Ward now that he’s bad
  • see also: his evil hydra daddy (would read all that badtouch fic in a heartbeat)

ETA: also I was turned on by Garrett beating the crap out of Ward I will show myself out

agent-hils-coulson

agent-hils-coulson:

ittybittymanatee:

DAN GO IN THE CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’VE DONE