I am so fucking lazy when I write. Because I generally don’t really care about anyone other than my OTP in a story (I tend to skim-read parts of fic which doesn’t involve them interacting), it feels like such gargantuan effort to write anyone else into stories?

Like, I know I need to write about characters going home and talking to their family/friends and living their life but nope, this fic is purely times the central pairing hung out because I’m a hack!

ralkana
areyoutryingtodeduceme:

inkalypse:

In the first issue Clint gets shot in the arm while wearing a grey suit. The next time we see him in the suit, nineteen issues later, the sleeve is still torn in the place where he got shot. 

I want to rub this comic against everyone’s bodies and talk endlessly about perfect visual storytelling for the rest of my liiiiife

«<and then phil takes him out to get him a new suit and goddammit you better not get shot in this one please just this once *kiss kiss butt pat* ok bb have a good day at school»>

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

inkalypse:

In the first issue Clint gets shot in the arm while wearing a grey suit. The next time we see him in the suit, nineteen issues later, the sleeve is still torn in the place where he got shot. 

I want to rub this comic against everyone’s bodies and talk endlessly about perfect visual storytelling for the rest of my liiiiife

«<and then phil takes him out to get him a new suit and goddammit you better not get shot in this one please just this once *kiss kiss butt pat* ok bb have a good day at school»>

ralkana

ralkana:

stupidlullabies:

thatlalagirl:

I’m beginning to wonder if Mark Ruffalo just trolls Tumblr and reports back to the others. Like… “Hey guys… they call Evans a dorito…” and RDJ just sitting there like “Well that’s gonna be a thing.”

I mean. Really.

sounds legit.

This is totally what happens. I’m convinced they were all trolling us at SDCC, based on Ruffalo’s tumblr reconnaissance.

I don’t want to burst ppls bubbles but I’ve heard body builders use the term ‘dorito’ for the ridic shoulder to waist ratio shape that they aim for so I don’t think tumblr invented it, I think it’s far more likely that it was like, personal trainers that floated the term by the cast at their no doubt endless workouts and gym visits. *shrug*

Watching the Men’s Gymnastics on the Commonwealth games today and HOOO BOY are those guys hot.

Made me crave an Olympic Gymnastics AU like woah

knitterfly75 asked:

Paparazzi AU! (Yes, I read tags) so Clint is like this paparazzi and he takes pictures of all these famous people and he sees this mysterious guy in all the pictures. It's Phil, who is a fixer and extremely good at his job and Clint is obsessed with finding out about who this good looking guy is that no one talks about!!

Ahh yeah! I feel conflicted cause I hate paparazzi photos and the intrusion into peoples lives BUT OMG! what a perfect AU for Hawkeye!!!! He always gets the shot, no matter how impossible! 

And maybe there are rival paps that he has to work against, like Grant Ward and Bucky Barnes (ie, fellow snipers!) 

And yes maybe Phil’s the guy people go to when they really don’t want to be disturbed on their private island vacations or sordid sexual liaisons or whatever, so Clint is Phil’s nemesis… until they finally meet and fall in lust (and then love <3)

Then Phil convinces Clint to join his private security agency (aptly named Shield, as they can shield you from the prying eyes of the public), and Clint uses all his insider knowledge to help Phil.

and maybe Steve’s a bodyguard working for Shield, and they recruit Bucky too :D

darkmagyk replied to your post: “Can anyone think of anything Clint (who doesn’t have much money, being…”:
I would think he’d do some photography. Maybe like really artsy stuff he thinks would go good in Phil’s apartment. It would be really cool if Phil’s wealthy friends thought they were done by some famous photographer.

I think Phil would have to ask Clint for photos like that, as I don’t think Clint would ever think they’d be a good enough gift himself… Til Phil commissioned him to print up some of his favourites and frame them to hang in his office and then started coming home with offers from various colleagues… :)